සිරිපාලගේ මගුල....

Siripala: I divorced my wife on the 1st night.
Friend: Why?
Siripala: I saw the label on her panty, "Tested OK by Gunapala & Sons." 






2.. Siripala: Yaar my wife is very scared of water.
Frnd: How did you know?
Siripala: Twice when i got home i saw her having a bath with the security guard 




3.The Nurse was taking a blood sample from siripala. She held his finger and squeesed for blood. So the Siripala laughed.
Nurse: Why did you laugh
Siripala: after this it is the urine test.




4. Husband & wife having dinner together. 
Wife: Darling, tell me something that would make me both happy & sad.
Husband: Ur nipples r bettr than ur sister's! 






5. On the first night of the marraige the husband gives the wife Rs.5000 and says 
" I have never done this for free"
Wife returns rs.2000 and says 
"i have not charged more than this before"